I am highly ambivalent about roller shoes

I want some of these rollershoes so bad that it makes me hate them and the children who get to play with them.

At least I'm housebroken.

Guess what! The Big Lebowski is now a Netflix Watch Instantly movie. I may never do homework again.

Things I'm Good At

I feel like I need a self-esteem booster. Bear with me, folks, as I make a list of things I'm good at.

Recycling
Staying cool under pressure
Baking bread
Fixing things that are broken
Spelling
Drawing
Sewing patches on holey clothing
Getting things done at the last minute
Walking very fast
Standardized tests
Waking up at the right moment if I fall asleep on the train
Writing papers
Cooking pasta